In light of recent shocking revelations that Barack Obama is the “founder of ISIS” (source: Trump) and that “successful radical Islamic terrorist attacks in the United States… all started when Clinton and Obama got into office” (source: Giuliani*), there are more “facts” to recognize.
Hawaii was admitted to the union in ’59. Barack Obama was born in Hawaii in ’61, and will turn 59 in 2020, when Hawaii will have been a state for 61 years. These are indisputable, historical facts. So 2020 is clearly a year worth watching.
Pearl Harbor was attacked by Japanese forces in 1941, exactly 20 years before Obama was born there, just eight miles away. Again, these are indisputable, historical facts. 20 plus 8 plus 41 is 69. In 1969, Obama was living in Indonesia, the world’s most populous Muslim majority country. And yes, you math nerds have already figured this one out: 69 years after 1941 was 2010, the year Obama pulled our last combat brigade out of Iraq — also a Muslim majority nation.
And yes, it’s no coincidence that it was ’11 when Osama Bin Laden was declared dead by Obama. Eleven? Nine-eleven? (Nine plus eleven is 20. Remember 2020 from above?) That’s important.
The college class of 2020 was mostly born in 1998, which is the same year Obama was reelected to the Illinois Senate. And it’s no secret that Obama went to college, both in New York and California, two of the states with the most Muslims, led by (guess!) Illinois.
Following this “logic” correctly, one must conclude that Obama, the “co-founder of ISIS” is planning a “successful radical Islamic terrorist attack” on Pearl Harbor in the year 2020. It could be concluded that August 20 (8/20, for the eight miles and 20 years, from paragraph three) is the date to watch. Don’t forget that the 2020 Olympics will be held in Japan, the very country that attacked Obama’s eventual birthplace, and that those Olympics are scheduled to end on August 9, 2020. The NINTH? Which is just ELEVEN days before Aug. 20, 2020. NINE-ELEVEN? This is so obvious!
And it is no coincidence that I’m posting this four days before August 20, and four years before 2020 — FOUR is the number of U.S. battleships sunk during the 1941 attack on Pearl Harbor. FOUR others were damaged. There were two waves of air attacks at Pearl Harbor, lasting about two hours. Two times two is FOUR. Obama was elected to two FOUR-year terms, just two FOUR-year terms after the 9/11 attacks that Giuliani didn’t remember. (Nine plus two is ELEVEN. Wake up, sheeple!)
See how easy this is?
(* Also, it’s worth noting that Giuliani was born in 1944, the same year as my father, and is now 72, which is the year I was born. This only reinforces the truthiness of the theory above.)
Disclaimer: I am NOT saying Obama is planning a terrorist attack on Pearl Harbor on Aug. 20, 2020. That would be worse than absurd. What I am most definitely saying is that a person MUST conclude this is true, IF they use the same logic powers that Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, and their supporters are using when they make asinine accusations against Barack Obama.